Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Grammar/Spelling Freak

Honestly, it is really not that hard to spell correctly. It doesn't take very long at all to type just ONE MORE LETTER. It takes more work to think about how to shorten words than just typing them out correctly. Does it seriously make more sense to type "lyk" instead of "like"? No. It makes you look like a freaking idiot. You may be the angriest person I will ever experience, but when you type "dey hav gon 2 far ths tym! im gunna kil dat MFer!", I'm not going to take you very seriously at all.
I also don't believe you(stupid people who can't just be correct) even know what you're saying half the time! If you sit there and think about it for just a second, I think you'll notice that "your crazy" isn't right. You mean to say "you'RE crazy" meaning "you are crazy" not my possession of crazy. But because I'm such a grammar freak, just typing "youre" annoys the crap out of me. It just DOESN'T take that much work to click the friggin' apostrophe. I don't understand why people think it's so hard, or they think it's cool. It's alright if it's just a preference, but no one is going to take you seriously.
If you happen to have just two fingers and you have to type things.. It's okay, I'm not going to persecute you for not wanting to take an hour to type a paragraph, and I'm not going to make you capitalize things. But that is the ONLY reason you shouldn't type like an intelligent human being.
This is a terribly intense, suicide-inducing issue with the world. Not completing a word is like objects only being half way in color. It's not trippy or awesome, it's annoying.
So please people....Just stop before someone throws a dictionary at your head. The hardcover kind with an excessive amount of information and lots of pictures. Save yourselves.

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